Hoffsicles have too many sadcalories

I just saw David Hasslehoff licking a popsicle* molded in a pretty detailed David Hasslehoff likeness (like a tiny raspberry statue) on The Soup.

This stand-Hoff will last until someone melts.

At first I thought maybe it was a nod to his own silliness like something William Shatner might do.  But then he slurred unintelligible things about how normal he is and made everything super sad.

Also, I adore The Soup and saw Joel McHale do stand-up once and it was awesome.

Also, Community is one of the funniest shows of ever.

That is all.

*did you know Popsicle** is supposed to be capitalized?  I guess it's one of those genericized trademarks like Kleenex that has become colloquial description. Read about it http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genericized_trademark and the NBC "The More You Know" campaign shooting star will dart across the night sky behind your head.  Also, you will discover that (spoiler alert) heroin used to be a trademarked Bayer product.  The past is creepy!
**Also, I found Popsicle defined somewhere as "an ice lolly."  Isn't that adorable?  Lolly.  Hee.


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